It is an absurd letter that would never be sent, but it’s fun to read. Proofread and correct the punctuation, and other errors.
Steve Gates
Vice President
Computers Intn’l
103 Null St
New York NY, 10015
Dear Mr. Gates
Thank you for your letter of March 7th. after careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment. This year, I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusual large number of rejection letters. Wth such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. Despite Computer Internationals outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants I find your rejection, does not meet my needs at the present time, therefore I will initiate employment with your firm immediately following graduation I look forward to seeing you then.
Sincerely
Bill Jobs